Is tis a job, or a nightmare?

Job Description

Receives predetermined work assignments with specific instructions. Directs subordinates to achieve assignments using established guidelines, procedures, and policies. Interacts daily with subordinates and/or functional peer groups. Interaction normally involves exchange or presentation of factual information. Provides immediate supervision to a unit or group of employees, assigning tasks and checking work at frequent intervals. A portion of time may be spent performing tasks related to the unit of sub-unit.

...

I think they want a robot. Seriously. Humans should not even be forced to read such job descriptions, let alone apply for and accept such jobs. In fact, I'm sorry I've subjected you to that.