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Hi, my name is Ray. Yesterday my daughter called me because she was stressed out because of things that were going on at her job that she thought were quite unfair. Being quite disturbed she called for comfort and I didn't really know what to tell her because we have to deal with so much mess in our society. So I was led to write this song just for her, to just give her some encouragement while dealing with stress and pressures on her job. I figured I'd put it on the internet for all employees under stress to help you better deal with what you're going through on your job.

Here's how the song goes:

I'm about to whip somebody's ass.
Woah, I'm about to whip somebody's ass.
Oh, if you don't leave me alone,
you're gonna have to send me home,
'case I'm about to whip somebody's ass.

Now you might not be able to sing that out loud, but you can hum it to yourself and you know what the words are. Let it give you some strength to get through the next few moments on your job.

All right, stay strong. Peace.

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I was wondering how long it might take me to drive to Apple tomorrow, and 511.org has once again delivered. Amazing! It uses historical traffic flow data used to calculate average speeds and drive times on all of the freeways and major streets.

Without 511.org, coordinating transit between all of the various non-cooperative public transportation systems in the Bay Area would be a total nightmare. I'm amazed by how handy a website it has turned out to be, considering it is made by a government agency. I suppose in a place with a high concentration of nerds, even the government works smarter.

Yaayyy for the internet!