GAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

"I think....that unicorn love is a beautiful thing" says bystander Moisie Swindlehurst, one resident I found in tableau who was willing to talk about the fad. "...and that if you find a spicy sexy unicorn stud muffin and want to let him fill you with his magical glittering seed, that is just fantastic. And i support it. 100%"

You'll find me huddled in a corner with my eyes shut, but that won't make it go away.